Rules of continuous soccer

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Rules
of continuous soccer

By
Omar Pérez

The
field’s dimensions shall be 40 by 40 meters; thus, a minimum of four
players may play satisfactorily. Therefore, as many players will be
admitted as may fit on the field, maintaining a certain parity.

The
objective of the game is to send the ball into the opponent’s goal
cage, not into one’s own. To attempt to achieve victory or avoid
defeat is a distraction that could affect one’s due concentration in
the game. Keeping count of the goals is permitted. It is proper to
celebrate the good plays, including with music in
situ.
Any vainglory or boasting that alludes to an alleged victory over the
opponent will not be approved.

At
any one time, human beings (players) of every age, sex and religious
belief will be admitted. If any other animal of a different species
is sufficiently trained to participate, it shall be welcomed.

The
number of players will change according to their availability, and no
limits will be placed on the number of switches, entrances or
departures by the players. Although it is best to have one’s hands
empty while playing, it is possible to eat or drink on the field, but
not to read or receive telephone calls. The consumption of legal
drugs, coffee included, is not forbidden.

Because
a minimum of rivalry is pleasant, players are counseled not to switch
teams.

The
game has no time limitations.