¿Aliens? Yes

HAVANA.UFOs, close encounters of the third kind, hard to decode radioelectronic messages, for experts discuss whether they are environmental sounds or a certain kind of music that hides communication codes of intelligent beings.

All these news have accompanied us for decades and have always been linked to the secrecy around Area 51, located some 200 km from Las Vegas. For years, it has been said that US military authorities hid a UFO there, and even the skeleton of its passenger. Will they have a skeleton? Are they perhaps made of Jell-o?

The point is that George Washington National University’s National Security Archive released the report “The Secret History of the U-2,” which includes many references to Area 51, used by the US as a facility for secret tests of its favorite Cold War plane, according to Russia Today.  So it is a testing ground, nothing about OVNI or aliens. Can that be true?

Progreso Weekly has evidence that there are aliens, extraterrestrials, literally extra beings that do not belong in our planet and that you can see, if you want to, very close to us, around the corner or in the suburbs. They have invaded all countries.

You can find them happily sitting down on a park bench enjoying nature and with an outstretched hand to see if it is raining –you should not think it is for something else– or sleeping, of their own free will, right on the ground with no roof but the sky, because that is where their alien peers will come to fetch them. They want to be on the alert so as not to miss the flight.

These beings from other galaxies feed on whatever falls in their hands, which are neither green nor gelatinous or what can be found in trash bins. Their stomachs can recycle anything, for they are most advanced. You cannot recognize them as aliens due to a conceptual and idiomatic problem, for they are generally called “losers”. ¿You don’t believe it? Here is the evidence.

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